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• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
  Lisa: Will do. -- Let someone who still loves it do it, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
• Marge: That does it! One of them has to go. Homer: Okay, Grampa.
  Marge: No, the B-U-M. Home...
• Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
  Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?...
• Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Homer: Bye Kids!
  On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. -- Homer J....
• Homer: Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger.
  -- No need to worry, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Homer: Which one's Itchy? The car? Bart: The mouse.
  Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then....