Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger
Myers Sr., who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big
when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy.
Here we see him creating the two comical characters out of
thoughts he plucks from his head.
Susan: [excited] And that man waving from the front of the float is his
son, Roger Myers Jr! Oh, isn't this just the most fun you've
ever had in your life, Dave?
Dave: Yes Susan. It is.
-- I hear ya loud and clear, "The Day the Violence Died"
Myers Sr., who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big
when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy.
Here we see him creating the two comical characters out of
thoughts he plucks from his head.
Susan: [excited] And that man waving from the front of the float is his
son, Roger Myers Jr! Oh, isn't this just the most fun you've
ever had in your life, Dave?
Dave: Yes Susan. It is.
-- I hear ya loud and clear, "The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy,
you should be a millionaire. Chester: Ah, Roger Myers... - Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! ... - Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so... - Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Myers: So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here
fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about
creating Itchy with no proof at all,
and you expect me to give you... how much? Chester... - The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the
stadium for the first game of the World Series only to realize he had left
his ticket at home.
Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went... - Susan: Oh, now the parade has entered Bumtown! Oh, it's all just so
exciting Dave!
Dave: This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade... - Don't invest all your money in just one or two stocks.
That's the danger. I know a man who put all his money...
