Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula?
Troy: Homer, I'm really touched you invited me out on the town. You're
gonna be a four-star brother-in-law.
Homer: Troy buddy, I gotta know. What's a great guy like you wanna
marry a guy like Selma?
-- Has she gone through sex change yet?,
"A Fish Called Selma"
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula?
Troy: Homer, I'm really touched you invited me out on the town. You're
gonna be a four-star brother-in-law.
Homer: Troy buddy, I gotta know. What's a great guy like you wanna
marry a guy like Selma?
-- Has she gone through sex change yet?,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure... - Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy
McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie... - Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say,
I wouldn't be here without the support of a... - Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress... - ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star
in the big new McBain pic,
Mc Bain IV: Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these...
