Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and
read the top line? [points to an eye chart]
Troy: Err... W... 7... star... pound... uh...
Look, Ms... [looks at Selma's name plate] Bouvier, as an actor I
depend on my remarkable looks.
[Selma smiles silently]
If you could find in your heart to pass me, I'm sure I could
find some way to repay you.
Selma: [gulps] Mubble.
Troy: Say, by buying you dinner?
[Selma smiles with joy and stamps his license several times]
Troy: That took a lot of class.
-- His charms are still working, "A Fish Called Selma"
read the top line? [points to an eye chart]
Troy: Err... W... 7... star... pound... uh...
Look, Ms... [looks at Selma's name plate] Bouvier, as an actor I
depend on my remarkable looks.
[Selma smiles silently]
If you could find in your heart to pass me, I'm sure I could
find some way to repay you.
Selma: [gulps] Mubble.
Troy: Say, by buying you dinner?
[Selma smiles with joy and stamps his license several times]
Troy: That took a lot of class.
-- His charms are still working, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Wiggum: License please?
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses
Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't... - Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry... - Selma: Er... come here, tiger!
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes... - Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi.... - Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress... - Selma: But... don't you love me?
Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca
Isn't that enough? The only difference between... - Rev.: And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier
take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful...
