Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you,
sir?
Burns: Already taken care of.
[shreds the reports and throw them out the window]
Burns: [chuckles] Capucino, Simpson?
[phone ringing]
[answers] Ahoy-hoy? No, you have the wrong number. This is
4-2-*4*-6. I suspect you need more practice working your
telephone machine. Not at all. Ahoy!
Homer: Uh, Mr. Burns, is there anything at all I can do for you?
Burns: No, Homer, you've already done more for me than any man. Your
brutal attack forced me to fend for myself. I realize now that
being waited on hand and foot is OK for your average Joe, but
it's not for me.
-- But at least you can afford it, "Homer the Smithers"
sir?
Burns: Already taken care of.
[shreds the reports and throw them out the window]
Burns: [chuckles] Capucino, Simpson?
[phone ringing]
[answers] Ahoy-hoy? No, you have the wrong number. This is
4-2-*4*-6. I suspect you need more practice working your
telephone machine. Not at all. Ahoy!
Homer: Uh, Mr. Burns, is there anything at all I can do for you?
Burns: No, Homer, you've already done more for me than any man. Your
brutal attack forced me to fend for myself. I realize now that
being waited on hand and foot is OK for your average Joe, but
it's not for me.
-- But at least you can afford it, "Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss... - Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello. ... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
lines.
I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes,
Smithers. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled... - Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt
on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another...
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- Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team.
[catches Roger Clemens] Clemens, did I make... - lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.
Well,
that's it. Old Fred [?] is standing by, we'll get... - Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing... - Marge: [slaps Homer's hand] Homer! You promised.
Homer:
I promised I wouldn't eat? Never! You lie! -- Homer... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer...
