In The Midst Of Our Sorrow, We Can Take Solace In The Fact That Your Elevated Blood Alcohol Level Probably Helped You Burn Up Quicker.

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In the midst of our sorrow, we can take solace in the fact that your
elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.
-- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink"

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