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  .. [perking up] Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from other show business funerals such as "Andre the Gia...
• I'm going to miss you, Krusty. Me and all the other Sideshows.
  .. except Sideshow Bob. -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
• In the midst of our sorrow, we can take solace in the fact that your elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.
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• Eddie's First Law of Business: Never conduct negotiations before 10
  00 a.m. or after 4:00 p.m. Before 10:00 you appear too anxious, and after 4...
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
• Marge: Well, thank you for a lovely time. Ruth: You're not going home already, are you?
  Marge: Well, it's almost 9:30. -- Lights out by 10:00, "Marge on the Lam...
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• Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game.
  The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole...