Mel: Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses
it. [puffs pipe] Hmm...at the town meeting, he mentioned that
he watched Comedy Central. I made sure to note that, as it
seemed quite unusual.
Ye Gods! To the police station, Krusty.
[the two burst in]
Mel: I am Melvin van Horne. And this is my associate Herschel
Krustofsky.
Krusty: Hey hey.
Mel: Officers: you have arrested an innocent man.
Wiggum: Really? {Aw, jeez. [pushes a button] All right, Colossos,
you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain.}
Colossos: {[sulky] But all my stuff is there!}
Mel: {[clears throat] I was referring to Waylon Smithers.}
-- Elementary, my dear...Herschel?,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
it. [puffs pipe] Hmm...at the town meeting, he mentioned that
he watched Comedy Central. I made sure to note that, as it
seemed quite unusual.
Ye Gods! To the police station, Krusty.
[the two burst in]
Mel: I am Melvin van Horne. And this is my associate Herschel
Krustofsky.
Krusty: Hey hey.
Mel: Officers: you have arrested an innocent man.
Wiggum: Really? {Aw, jeez. [pushes a button] All right, Colossos,
you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain.}
Colossos: {[sulky] But all my stuff is there!}
Mel: {[clears throat] I was referring to Waylon Smithers.}
-- Elementary, my dear...Herschel?,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that
Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithers... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]... - Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Kent... - Smithers: The man became consumed by greed. He'd steal from anyone!
[flashback to part one] Smithers: This isn't a rival... - Techie: Talking doll, take eight.
Lisa: "When I get married,
I'm keeping my own name." Oh, no, that should... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
There is one last student here to see you. Skinner... - Quimby: People, take it easy. We're all upset about Mr.
Burns' plan to, uh, block out our sun. It... - Bart: You twisted old monster!
[runs at him;
Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Burns...
From the same category:
- Speaker: We now vote on House bill 1022, the expulsion of Bob Arnold.
Representative: Mr. Speaker, I'm all for the bill... - Disco Stu: [making indescribable body motions] Did you know that disco
record sales were up 400/ for the year ending 1976?
If these trends continue... A-y-y-y! ... - Chester: [as Kent Brockman walks in front of his gold house]
Shoeshine,
sir? Comb your hair for ya? Sir? [Kents walks away... - My girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar.
4:15 to 4:20! -- Otto, "Bart's Friend Falls in... - Bart: Hey Dad, look what I got! [points the gun to him] Zzap!
Zzap! [Homer looks worriedly at Bart] ...
