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• Krusty: Aaah! Not my extendo-glove! They haven't made those since the war.
  Oh, not my Paris backdrop! How am I going to make fun of the Frogs!...
• Guard: They're gone! Hapablap: Hell...not the Wright Brothers plane!
  The Smithsonian's gonna have my ass on a platter....
• Bart: Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun. Guard
  I have three medals for this. -- Heroism at its finest, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
  [hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm....
• Guard: Authorization code? Bob: [sounding like Colonel Hapablap] Code?
  Son, this is Colonel Hapablap. That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura....
• Marge: [panicking] Kids! Everything's gonna be OK!
  Don't panic! Just don't panic! Lisa: Mom....
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
  Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...