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• Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
  Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
• Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob!
  Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!...
• Homer: Now you Boy! Bart: [scared] Oh. [plane approaches cops standing on their cars] You can't escape Bob.
  If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will....
• Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
  Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
• Guard: Stamp your hand for reentry. [the crowd runs past in a panic] Ba
  Hey! Cool! I want to be around when those guns start going off....
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• Bob: There. That's the last condom wrapper. [a jet flies by, blowing all the neatly piled trash away] Oh, I renew my objection to this pointless endeavor!
  Informally now and by affidavit later. Time permitting....
• Marge: Do they have to play that rock music? Every note is pounding into my skull!
  [the central part of the speaker shoots through her hair] Hapablap...