Bart: Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun.
Guard: I have three medals for this.
-- Heroism at its finest, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Guard: I have three medals for this.
-- Heroism at its finest, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
- Guard: They're gone!
Hapablap: Hell...not the Wright Brothers plane!
The Smithsonian's gonna have my ass on a... - Guard: Stamp your hand for reentry.
[the crowd runs past in a panic]
Bart:
Hey! Cool! I want to be around when those guns start... - Marge: Wait! Wait, my children are in there!
Guard:
You must be very proud, Ma'am. -- Thick as a brick... - Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge!
Bart: Bob,
no! Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the... - Guard: Authorization code?
Bob: [sounding like Colonel Hapablap] Code?
Son, this is Colonel Hapablap. That fool McGuckett... - Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because... - Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is
hiding!
[they start running] When Bob broadcast that... - Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to
decry it.
So don't bother pointing that out. -- Bob, well-versed... - Quimby: Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing,
let no one say I don't also blow. [dials phone]...
