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• Guard: They're gone! Hapablap: Hell...not the Wright Brothers plane!
  The Smithsonian's gonna have my ass on a platter....
• Guard: Stamp your hand for reentry. [the crowd runs past in a panic] Ba
  Hey! Cool! I want to be around when those guns start going off....
• Marge: Wait! Wait, my children are in there! Guard
  You must be very proud, Ma'am. -- Thick as a brick, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
  Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
• Guard: Authorization code? Bob: [sounding like Colonel Hapablap] Code?
  Son, this is Colonel Hapablap. That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura....
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
  [they start running] When Bob broadcast that message, his voice was higher then normal....
• Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it.
  So don't bother pointing that out....
• Quimby: Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow.
  [dials phone] [scene shift to Bob leaving prison] By special order of the mayor of Springfield, you are hereby granted a full and complete pardon....