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• Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
  Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: OK, so we can't go over the fence. Marge: I feel so helpless.
  What if something happens to them? Homer: I'm sure they're fine, honey....
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• Marge: Wait! Wait, my children are in there! Guard
  You must be very proud, Ma'am. -- Thick as a brick, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
  Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Bart: Dad! Help! Marge: [screams] Ahh! Homer: Hang on, Boy!
  Daddy's coming to save you! [rolls over the tire trap and blows all the tires] D'oh!...
• Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man! Lisa: But Mom!
  Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge...