Homer: They Didn't Have Any Aspirin So I Got You Some Cigarettes.
Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
[hands Marge a pack of Laramies]
Marge: Mmm. Maybe my headache will go away once the show starts.
-- Nicotine, the wonder drug,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
Marge: Wait! Wait, my children are in there! Guard
You must be very proud, Ma'am. -- Thick as a brick, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
Marge: Do they have to play that rock music? Every note is pounding into my skull!
[the central part of the speaker shoots through her hair] Hapablap...
Bart: Dad! Help! Marge: [screams] Ahh! Homer: Hang on, Boy!
Daddy's coming to save you! [rolls over the tire trap and blows all the tires] D'oh!...