Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day. One was real
pretty, t'other, sort of plain.
[the FBI guys, Burns, and Smithers go to the Bouvier
sisters' house]
Friday: Ma'am, we're going to need your assistance in locating this
individual.
Selma: [giggling] Oh, I'm fresh. Don't you want to play "Good
cop, bad cop"?
Friday: Ma'am, we're all good cops.
Selma: I had no intention of playing the good cops.
Burns: Ew. Look, we know you bought the tombstone, we know the
fugitive visited that tombstone. Whose tombstone was it?
Patty: Just lift up your coffee cups and see.
[they see Homer's tombstone]
Smithers: Good Lord!
Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start
with Greektown.
Friday: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside
down.
Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh,
giros.
Friday: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.
-- Joe Friday's sharp eye, "Mother Simpson"
pretty, t'other, sort of plain.
[the FBI guys, Burns, and Smithers go to the Bouvier
sisters' house]
Friday: Ma'am, we're going to need your assistance in locating this
individual.
Selma: [giggling] Oh, I'm fresh. Don't you want to play "Good
cop, bad cop"?
Friday: Ma'am, we're all good cops.
Selma: I had no intention of playing the good cops.
Burns: Ew. Look, we know you bought the tombstone, we know the
fugitive visited that tombstone. Whose tombstone was it?
Patty: Just lift up your coffee cups and see.
[they see Homer's tombstone]
Smithers: Good Lord!
Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start
with Greektown.
Friday: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside
down.
Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh,
giros.
Friday: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.
-- Joe Friday's sharp eye, "Mother Simpson"
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- Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield,
but until now none of them was important. ... - Friday: Freeze. FBI: the jig is up.
Abe: All right,
I admit it: I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah!... - Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's
with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your... - Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
[holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt]... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Marge: A tombstone?!
Patty: It came with the burial plot,
but that's not important: the important thing... - Friday: Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?
Burns: Absolutely! Who could forget such a monstrous... - slide of Dr. Hibbert]
Mrs. Hibbert: Julius!
[slide or Chief Wiggum]
Mrs.
Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner]...
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boy.
Lisa: And vice-versa. -- "The Brother From Another... - Horst: Guten Morgen. I am Horst. The new owners have elected me to
speak with you because I am the most non-threatening.
Perhaps I remind you of the loveable Sergeant... - Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that,
do you? Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something... - Bart: You twisted old monster!
[runs at him;
Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Burns... - Bart: Oh, man, how are we supposed to kill the rest of the afternoon?
Bum: You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish...
