Friday: Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?
Burns: Absolutely! Who could forget such a monstrous visage? She
has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career
criminal.
Smithers: Uh, Sir? Phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.
Burns: Of course you'd say that...you have the brainpan of a
stagecoach tilter!
Gannon: At any rate, the FBI will track down this mystery woman and
put her behind bars.
[he and Friday walk out]
{How does it happen, Joe?}
Friday: {How does what happen?}
Gannon: {How does a sweet young lady mortgage her future for a bunch
of scraggly ideals and greasy-haired promises?}
Friday: {Maybe she thought the war in southeast Asia was so immoral,
her end justified the means.}
Gannon: {Gee, Joe, you haven't been the same since your son went crazy
in Vietnam.}
Friday: {It's a pain that never ends.}
-- The "Dragnet" theme plays, "Mother Simpson"
