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• Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome. Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
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  Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
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  What's the trouble, buddy?", he asked, sliding onto the stool next to his friend....
• Friday: Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?
  Burns: Absolutely! Who could forget such a monstrous visage?...
• Yeah I Married Her, I Married The HELL Out Of Her.
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• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...