Gravedigger: Yep, I saw her. That is to say, I seen her. She seemed
like a nice lady.
Burns: Well, that nice lady set the cause of biological warfare
back thirty years!
Smithers: We're only now finally caught up.
-- Boo hoo, "Mother Simpson"
like a nice lady.
Burns: Well, that nice lady set the cause of biological warfare
back thirty years!
Smithers: We're only now finally caught up.
-- Boo hoo, "Mother Simpson"
Related:
- Cabbie: Yeah, I might have seen her.
Gannon: [typing] Well,
according to our computer aging program, she ... - We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is.
And we have a marvelous present for her. When we find... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a
desk.
Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have... - Marge: Mom's almost ready for her date. She sure seems taken by this
new beau.
I feel so bad for Grampa. Homer: Dad says this new... - Friday: Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?
Burns: Absolutely! Who could forget such a monstrous... - A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college,
taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company... - This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the
kitchen,
having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly. About eleven... - COONDOG MEMORY
(heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago)
Now,
this dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a...
From the same category:
- I am loathe to interrupt your meditation, sir, but the time has come for
money to change hands.
Apu snaps Homer out of his daze at the Kwik-E-Mart... - Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash... - Homer: [yelling at a student] Neeeerd!
Marge: Homer,
that isn't very nice. Homer: Marge, try to understand... - I am not an easy man to work for. While directing "Hats off to
Channukah",
I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did... - Homer: I'm just a big fool.
Karl: Oh no, you're not.
Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught...
