Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome.
Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while
I was at the movies.
Grandma: Oh, my poor baby. You must have been so upset. But I suppose
Abe has his reasons.
Homer: {Yeah.} Well, where have you been all this time?
Grandma: It's...a very complicated story. Let's just enjoy this moment.
Homer: Ma, there's something you should know about me: I almost always
spoil the moment.
[a pelican lands on his head and spits a fish into his pants]
I'm sorry.
Grandma: That's OK, darling: it wasn't your fault.
-- The first meeting in 27 years, "Mother Simpson"
Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while
I was at the movies.
Grandma: Oh, my poor baby. You must have been so upset. But I suppose
Abe has his reasons.
Homer: {Yeah.} Well, where have you been all this time?
Grandma: It's...a very complicated story. Let's just enjoy this moment.
Homer: Ma, there's something you should know about me: I almost always
spoil the moment.
[a pelican lands on his head and spits a fish into his pants]
I'm sorry.
Grandma: That's OK, darling: it wasn't your fault.
-- The first meeting in 27 years, "Mother Simpson"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to
Springfield?
Homer: You could live with Grampa again. ... - Grandma: I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
Lisa: Aw, I just keep them out to bug Bart, heh. Grandma... - Homer: Hey, everybody! I've got a big surprise for you!
Presenting...my mother! [everyone drops their... - Grandma: Well, there's my ride. The underground awaits.
Homer: [sniffles] At least this time, I'm awake for... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum]
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on,
my life as I knew it was over. Kent: [on... - Homer: Mom, I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a
cemetery person.
"Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh!...
