Phoebe: I Don't Know How To Say This, But I Think When Your Wife's Spirit Left Her Body, It Um, Kind Of Stuck Around In Me.
Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit
left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you?
Phoebe: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any
unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging
Mr. Adelman: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can
think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to
Mr. Adelman: Everything.
Phoebe: Whoa, that's a lot of stuff.
Mr. Adelman: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with
me one last time.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this.
I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know, I....
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?
She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual....
At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay?
Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop....
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Phoebe: Okay. [She puts the car in gear. The car moves a few feet and sputters to a stop.
] Phoebe: Oh, no! Rachel: What, what's it, what's going on?...
Phoebe: I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn't have!
All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something...