Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again?
Bart: He's a nuclear safety technician.
Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?
Bart: [sheepish] Uh...what isn't he doing?
Jimbo: I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman.
[laughs, gives Nelson a high five]
Lisa: Hey, leave my dad alone. Just because he's overweight doesn't
mean he's bad: he's a sweet man and he has real feelings.
Homer: [inside] Hey, what are you kids looking at?
Milhouse: Hey, look he's trying to get up and yell at us!
Homer: Don't make me close that shade!
[pokes window with broom, then loses interest]
-- Idle threats -- literally, "King-Size Homer"
Bart: He's a nuclear safety technician.
Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?
Bart: [sheepish] Uh...what isn't he doing?
Jimbo: I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman.
[laughs, gives Nelson a high five]
Lisa: Hey, leave my dad alone. Just because he's overweight doesn't
mean he's bad: he's a sweet man and he has real feelings.
Homer: [inside] Hey, what are you kids looking at?
Milhouse: Hey, look he's trying to get up and yell at us!
Homer: Don't make me close that shade!
[pokes window with broom, then loses interest]
-- Idle threats -- literally, "King-Size Homer"
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feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
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rules!
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call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_ of two evils.... - Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!... - Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?... - Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!... - Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well, I heard Skinner's buried under his parking spot....
