Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet? It's going
to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building
said?
Lisa: But Dad, don't you think --
Homer: Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we
don't _have_ to think all the time. Just like that rainforest
scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and
they fixed it, didn't they?
Lisa: No, Dad, I don't think --
Homer: There's that word again.
-- Homer doing what he does best, "Bart's Comet"
to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building
said?
Lisa: But Dad, don't you think --
Homer: Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we
don't _have_ to think all the time. Just like that rainforest
scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and
they fixed it, didn't they?
Lisa: No, Dad, I don't think --
Homer: There's that word again.
-- Homer doing what he does best, "Bart's Comet"
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- Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -
big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and... - Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger... - Marge: Homer, what if this doesn't work?
Homer: Well,
then I have a backup plan. See? While the unprepared... - Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require... - Homer: What's wrong, honey?
Lisa: There's something troubling me,
dad, but I don't think I can tell you because... - Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is
-
and it's me. Marge: You're not a god, Homer. Lisa...
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- Maggie offers him the bear]
Burns: For me? Bobo?
Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened... - Artie: Would you go to the prom with me?
Marge: Oh,
Artie: I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments... - Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice,
old people like you -- Lisa: Dad, what do _you_... - Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this <lovely> Motorola?
Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Homer: As ready as she'll... - Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no
threat to yourself or others.
Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has...
