Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that
movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the
pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and
bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah! Aah! Aah!", and
that old lady told him it would happen?
Bart: [unenthusiastic] Yeah, that was pretty good. Hey, how come
you're not playing Bonestorm?
Milhouse: Ehh, it got boring. I'm really into this cup and ball now.
[starts playing with it] Whoa! Wow! [laughs] Man, you never
know which way this crazy ball's going to go! [laughs]
Bart: Yeah, right. You're just trying to trick me because you don't
want me playing with your video game.
Milhouse: Here, go ahead. [gives him the cartridge]
Bart: No. Let me try the cup and ball.
Milhouse: [indignant] Get your own!
Bart: Come on, don't be a cup and ball hog!
Milhouse: Hey! Give it. That's mine!
[they struggle for it, yelling at each other]
Mom! Bart's smoking!
-- Indoors, no less (worse than Hitler),
"Marge Be Not Proud"
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that
movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the
pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and
bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah! Aah! Aah!", and
that old lady told him it would happen?
Bart: [unenthusiastic] Yeah, that was pretty good. Hey, how come
you're not playing Bonestorm?
Milhouse: Ehh, it got boring. I'm really into this cup and ball now.
[starts playing with it] Whoa! Wow! [laughs] Man, you never
know which way this crazy ball's going to go! [laughs]
Bart: Yeah, right. You're just trying to trick me because you don't
want me playing with your video game.
Milhouse: Here, go ahead. [gives him the cartridge]
Bart: No. Let me try the cup and ball.
Milhouse: [indignant] Get your own!
Bart: Come on, don't be a cup and ball hog!
Milhouse: Hey! Give it. That's mine!
[they struggle for it, yelling at each other]
Mom! Bart's smoking!
-- Indoors, no less (worse than Hitler),
"Marge Be Not Proud"
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