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• Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!} [Snowball II rubs her eyes, whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip aside]} Ba
  {An army of dogs! No bully will ever touch me again....
• Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
  Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
• Lisa: Milhouse! Knock him down if he's in your way.
  Jimbo! Jimbo, go for the face! Look!...
• Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again? Ba
  He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?...
• Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
  Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
• Rooney: Milhouse, listen: you can't quit this movie.
  I've seen your work; it's good -- very, very good....
• Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
  Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....
• Bart: Milhouse has Bonestorm! [inside, Milhouse's hair is being blown back from the TV] Milhouse
  This is great...and all I've done is enter my name!...
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...