Bart: Dad, I'm Really Sorry, But I Charged $350 On Your Credit Card.

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Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?!
Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!
Homer: Woo-hoo! $350. Now I can buy seventy transcripts of
Nightline! Hee hee.
Bart: But Dad -- oh well, he's happy. I'm going to keep the Mary
Worth phone right here. Her stern but sensible face will
remind me never to do anything so stupid again.
[it rings; Bart answers it]
Milhouse: Hey Bart, you want to go play with that X-ray machine in the
abandoned hospital?
Bart: Sure...
-- Worked for two seconds, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"