Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found
vegetarianism. Compared to them the public schools are a haven
of enlightenment.
Hoover: Okay class, time to dissect our worms. [Class cheers. Miss
Hoover places a worm in a pan before Lisa.] First pin them down
so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye.
Ralph: Umm, Miss Hoover?
Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can I have another
one?
Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more...[shaking her head] just try to
sleep while the other children are learning.
Ralph: Oh boy...sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
-- Erik the Ralph, almost, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
vegetarianism. Compared to them the public schools are a haven
of enlightenment.
Hoover: Okay class, time to dissect our worms. [Class cheers. Miss
Hoover places a worm in a pan before Lisa.] First pin them down
so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye.
Ralph: Umm, Miss Hoover?
Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can I have another
one?
Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more...[shaking her head] just try to
sleep while the other children are learning.
Ralph: Oh boy...sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
-- Erik the Ralph, almost, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
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