Ralph: My Parents Won't Let Me Use Scissors. Cla

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Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Class: [giggles and snickers]
Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph. These scissors
couldn't cut butter. [demonstrates on her arm]
-- All the better to slice you to pieces with,
"I Love Lisa"