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• Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
  Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
• Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy? Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
  I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be [spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
  Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2...
• Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. Cla
  [giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph....
• Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
  [pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display box?...
• 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover? She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
  2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal Skinner comes in with Miss Hoover, who is crying] Lisa...
• Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
  Mrs. Hoover: Thank you, Ralph, very graphic....
• You have one line, and then you're shot.
  -- Miss Hoover coaches Milhouse on his r\^ole as Abraham Lincoln, "I Love Lisa...
• I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss he