Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be
[spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?
Student 2: No, that means she was faking it.
Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.
-- Miss Hoover returns to teaching, "Lisa's Substitute"
[spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?
Student 2: No, that means she was faking it.
Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.
-- Miss Hoover returns to teaching, "Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
- Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease... - Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy?
Hoover: I'm not mommy,
Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the... - 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover?
She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal... - Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found
vegetarianism.
Compared to them the public schools are a haven ... - Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh.
-
Ralph, "I Love... - a scream is heard from the room above]
Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for... - Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss... - Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher
Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone... - You have one line, and then you're shot.
-- Miss Hoover coaches Milhouse on his r\^ole as Abraham
Lincoln,
"I Love...
