Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Bart: But it's only 7:00.
Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out.
[she lifts the blinds to show most kids still playing]
[Ned pulls them back down]
Kids: [sighing] Oh...
[Ned and Maude check on Maggie in her playpen]
Maude: [singing] They say your folks can't pay the rent,
So we're watching you by act of government.
Ned: [singing] Well, I don't know if the allegations are true,
But you got us, and baby, we got you.
Together: Babe, we got you, babe.
-- Maude's butt tries to be as high as Cher's,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily- Dum-Doodily"
Bart: But it's only 7:00.
Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out.
[she lifts the blinds to show most kids still playing]
[Ned pulls them back down]
Kids: [sighing] Oh...
[Ned and Maude check on Maggie in her playpen]
Maude: [singing] They say your folks can't pay the rent,
So we're watching you by act of government.
Ned: [singing] Well, I don't know if the allegations are true,
But you got us, and baby, we got you.
Together: Babe, we got you, babe.
-- Maude's butt tries to be as high as Cher's,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily- Dum-Doodily"
Related:
- Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house,
but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Bart: But I saw the murder and then I saw you bury the corpse in the
back yard!
Ned: [weeping] All right, it's true. I am a murderer... - Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before.
Lisa:
Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind... - Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
[he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to... - Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh...
From the same category:
- Ned: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh-
[Homer pushes him and takes his bell] Homer: Get lost... - Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now,
when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed... - Smithers: When you arrive at the cabin, there will be a congratulatory
party with sandwiches and moderately-priced champagne.
[the crowd applauds] Burns: Now, as an added... - And if anything happens, just use your best judgemmmm.
just do what I would do. -- Marge and the dangers... - Man: Well, sir, I'll be honest with you: I need a large African
elephant and I need it today.
But I'm afraid this just isn't what I'm looking...
