Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before.
Lisa: Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?
Bart: When she swallowed that quarter, he spent all day with her.
Lisa: I thought I could ride this thing out, but everything's just too
weird here.
Bart: I know. They put honey on pancakes instead of maple syrup.
Lisa: They read "Newsweek" instead of nothing.
Ned: Come on, you bloomy Guses. Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice
milk?
Rod: I want wintergreen!
Maude: Unflavored for me.
[Bart and Lisa look at each other]
-- Mmm, unflavored nonfat ice milk,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum- Doodily"
Lisa: Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?
Bart: When she swallowed that quarter, he spent all day with her.
Lisa: I thought I could ride this thing out, but everything's just too
weird here.
Bart: I know. They put honey on pancakes instead of maple syrup.
Lisa: They read "Newsweek" instead of nothing.
Ned: Come on, you bloomy Guses. Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice
milk?
Rod: I want wintergreen!
Maude: Unflavored for me.
[Bart and Lisa look at each other]
-- Mmm, unflavored nonfat ice milk,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum- Doodily"
Related:
- Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house,
but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality... - Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Bart:
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Lisa: You know, Maggie hasn't been a Simpson as long as us.
I think she's beginning to forget Mom and Dad...
