Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had
lice. [sniffs]
Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?
Goodman: All right, Flub, we're all going to get a chance. Mrs.
Skinner, why are you here?
Mrs. S: The county is threatening to take my Seymour away, d'oh. We
had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I keep
screeching and screeching at him but --
Goodman: All right, very good.
-- The end of their antiquing dates,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum- Doodily"
lice. [sniffs]
Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?
Goodman: All right, Flub, we're all going to get a chance. Mrs.
Skinner, why are you here?
Mrs. S: The county is threatening to take my Seymour away, d'oh. We
had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I keep
screeching and screeching at him but --
Goodman: All right, very good.
-- The end of their antiquing dates,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum- Doodily"
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your children,
you've learned how to maintain your homes, and ... - Marge: What are you doing with my children?
Agent 2:
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Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Agent 2: Children, where are your parents?
Lisa:
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with children,
and must stay at least 100 feet away at all ... - Girls: Keepaway! Keepaway.
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I _need_ them. Girls: [chanting] You have cooties... - Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag,
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Marge: Enjoy it now,
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Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges... - You will also notice Mr. Myers' name and copyright notice on the
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-- Bart's Sunday School Teacher,
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