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• Homer: Kids! We're good parents now. Get your asses out here!
  Marge: We've missed you so much. [they gasp at the "Gone Baptizin'" sign on Flanders' door] He's going to baptize _our_ children?...
• Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
  I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...
• Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
  We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...
• Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
  The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...
• Marge: Can you see them? Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
  I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woma...
• Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had lice.
  [sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?...
• Agent 2: Children, where are your parents? Lisa
  I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they _should_ be here....
• Homer: Now that we're alone, papa bear has a little honey for his mama bear.
  [gives Marge a pair of tickets] Marge: [chuckles] [gasps, reads] "Good for a three hour getaway at the Mingled Waters Health Spa....
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....