Goodman: I'm Very Proud Of You People. You've Learned How To Care For Your Children, You've Learned How To Maintain Your Homes, And You've All Passed A Drug Test.

Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
[everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had lice.
[sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?...
Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...
Agent 2: Children, where are your parents? Lisa
I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they _should_ be here....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family. Rod+Todd
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me....
Goodman: OK, let's see if we've learned anything. I want you two to simulate a typical household problem.
Go. Cletus: [on Homer's knee] Uh, Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door again....
Marge: I can't believe I put my own pleasure ahead of my home and family.
That is so like me. Homer: Oh, Marge, don't blame yourself....
Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...