Agent 2: Children, where are your parents?
Lisa: I don't know. They should be here.
Goodman: Yes, they _should_ be here. Tsk, tsk. Those parents better
have a good excuse.
Homer: [walks in] Ah, I love getting away from this dump.
Marge: It's like I'm on some wonderful drug.
Goodman: Ahem --
Marge: What's going on here?
Goodman: Child welfare, ma'am.
Agent 2: Here's a little bedtime reading. [hands Marge a paper]
Marge: Mmm! "Squalid hellhole"? "Toilet paper hung in improper
overhand fashion"? "Dogs mating on dining room table"?
[SLH looks guilty and whines]
-- As opposed to trying to jump over one another,
"Home Sweet Home- Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Lisa: I don't know. They should be here.
Goodman: Yes, they _should_ be here. Tsk, tsk. Those parents better
have a good excuse.
Homer: [walks in] Ah, I love getting away from this dump.
Marge: It's like I'm on some wonderful drug.
Goodman: Ahem --
Marge: What's going on here?
Goodman: Child welfare, ma'am.
Agent 2: Here's a little bedtime reading. [hands Marge a paper]
Marge: Mmm! "Squalid hellhole"? "Toilet paper hung in improper
overhand fashion"? "Dogs mating on dining room table"?
[SLH looks guilty and whines]
-- As opposed to trying to jump over one another,
"Home Sweet Home- Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Related:
- Marge: What are you doing with my children?
Agent 2:
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge... - Goodman: I'm very proud of you people. You've learned how to care for
your children,
you've learned how to maintain your homes, and ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had
lice.
[sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this... - Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this
problem?
[everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting... - Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
[Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down... - Lisa: Mom, you fuss over us _way_ too much.
Marge: Enjoy it now,
because when you're a grownup you'll have to take ... - Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You...
