Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat
Boone-ish quality to it.
Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with
cottage cheese.
[Rod and Todd gleefully take some]
[Lisa takes one and sniffs it suspiciously]
[Bart eats one, then spits it out]
Oh, Bart, I know you're still getting adjusted here. Tell you
what: we'll do whatever _you_ want to do.
Bart: Watch "Itchy and Scratchy"!
Ned: Well, I guess a _little_ television won't hurt. [whispers] I used
to let the boys watch "My Three Sons" but it got them all worked
up before bedtime.
-- "Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat
Boone-ish quality to it.
Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with
cottage cheese.
[Rod and Todd gleefully take some]
[Lisa takes one and sniffs it suspiciously]
[Bart eats one, then spits it out]
Oh, Bart, I know you're still getting adjusted here. Tell you
what: we'll do whatever _you_ want to do.
Bart: Watch "Itchy and Scratchy"!
Ned: Well, I guess a _little_ television won't hurt. [whispers] I used
to let the boys watch "My Three Sons" but it got them all worked
up before bedtime.
-- "Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Related:
- Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Bart:
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before.
Lisa:
Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our
hair down and play "Bombardment"?
Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd... - Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm?
Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those ... - Rod shows Todd a headline: "Playtime Is Fun"]
Todd:
[gives thumbs-up] Go with it! Bart: Here you go, Todd...
From the same category:
- Scientist: [resigned] Well, Homer, I guess you're the winner by default.
Homer: Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in... - Optometrist: Your son has a temporary condition called "Lazy Eye" where
one eye is weaker than the other.
You'll have to wear these for two weeks... - We now return to the 27th Annual Krusty the Clown Telethon for Motion
Sickness.
"The Return of Sideshow... - Singers: Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink,
[a garbage truck with a "Vote Quimby" ad empties a... - Marge: Goodness, what's wrong?
Bart: We both had nightmares.
Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet...
