Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please! I'm begging you,
one mother to another. You must have a family?
Judge: No, I don't care for children.
Homer: Well, wait a minute! OK, I'm not going to win "Father of the
Year". In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world who
should have kids. I --
[the judge looks at him sternly]
Er, well, er, wait...can I start again?
Fathering children is the best part of my day. I'd do _anything_
for Bart and Lisa!
Judge: And, er, Margaret?
Homer: Who? Lady, you got the wrong file.
Marge: [whispering] It's Maggie!
Homer: Oh, Maggie. Er, I got nothing against Maggie.
-- The true sign of a loving parent,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum- Doodily"