Goodman: Whoa, would you look at this place? Agent 2:

Goodman: Whoa, would you look at this place?
Agent 2: [speaking into a tape recorder] Sink full of dirty dishes,
trash not taken out, living room a mess, stacks of old
newspapers -- from twenty years ago!
[Abe sleeps in front of the TV with Snowball II on top]
Announcer: Get ready, gamblers, for the world series of dog racing!
[Snowball II gets scared and runs off]
Abe: What the -- [the agents snap some photos] [stammers]
Goodman: Hmm. A disheveled and malnourished man found sleeping in his
own filth, seems confused and dehydrated.
Agent 2: Where's the baby?
Abe: Well that's her, ain't it?
[Maggie drinks from SLH's water bowl]
Kids love that water.
Agent 2: [picks Maggie up] Oh my Lord!
[Maggie has the "I'm a stupid baby" sign on]
Goodman: Stupid babies need the most attention.
-- Truisms in child raising,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"