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• Girls: Keepaway! Keepaway. Lisa: Hey, come on! Those are prescription shoes.
  I _need_ them. Girls: [chanting] You have cooties!...
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag, Dooley.
  .. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....
• Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate with children, and must stay at least 100 feet away at all times.
  Homer: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?...
• Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents.
  Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family Skills"....
• Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had lice.
  [sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?...
• Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
  Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...