Lisa: Uh, maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and
wisdom.
Abe: Death stalks you at every turn!
Lisa: Grampa!
Abe: Well, it does -- aah! Death! There it is. Death!
Lisa: It's only Maggie.
Abe: [laughs sheepishly] Oh, yeah. You know, at my age, the mind
starts playing tricks. So -- aah! Death!
Lisa: That's only the cat.
Abe: Oh. Aah! Death!
Lisa: That's Maggie again, Grampa.
Abe: Oh. Where were we? Death!
-- Tricks indeed, "'Round Springfield"
wisdom.
Abe: Death stalks you at every turn!
Lisa: Grampa!
Abe: Well, it does -- aah! Death! There it is. Death!
Lisa: It's only Maggie.
Abe: [laughs sheepishly] Oh, yeah. You know, at my age, the mind
starts playing tricks. So -- aah! Death!
Lisa: That's only the cat.
Abe: Oh. Aah! Death!
Lisa: That's Maggie again, Grampa.
Abe: Oh. Where were we? Death!
-- Tricks indeed, "'Round Springfield"
Related:
- Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting?
Marge: Oh, Lisa,
it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding... - Abe: Let me through! Let me through.
Lisa: Oh, Grampa,
they pelted you too? Abe: No, actually, I fell down... - Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind
you of the grim specter of Death?
Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on... - Abe: And then, a knife flew at my head. And [points to Homer] you
were there,
and [points to Homer] <you> were there... Lisa:... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member... - Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something.
Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah! Homer: Ehh, I'm sure... - Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? ... - Abe: I'm a member!
Homer: Huh?
Abe: What?
Homer: What?
Abe: Huh? Lisa: You're a member of the Stonecutters...
From the same category:
- Don't have a cow, Dad.
-- Bart,
"There's No Disgrace Like... - Bart: One `mother' please.
Clerk: Wait a minute. How old are you?
Bart: 21, sir. Clerk: Get in the chair. -- Bart... - Kent: We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized
novelty hat.
[Homer puts it on, and struggles to stand upright]... - Bart and Homer spot each other suddenly. They gasp]
Bart:
I can't let Dad see me playing hooky! Homer: I can't... - Bart: OK, look: I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior
Camper recruitment center,
but what's done is done: I've made my bed, and...
