Homer: I'd Give Anything To Get Into The Stonecutters.

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Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad?
Abe: I'm a member --
Homer: What do they do? What _don't_ they do? [laughs] Oh, they do so
many things they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my
Lisa: You don't know _what_ they do there, do you?
Homer: Not as such, no.
Abe: I'm a Stonecutter --
Bart: Dad, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us
ignore Grampa?
Homer: Do I ever! It's five years later and I _still_ think I'm a
chicken. I'm a chicken, Marge!
Marge: I know, I know.
Bart: Maybe we should be listening to him now.
-- Bart, the voice of reason, "Homer the Great"