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• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
• Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook.
  .. Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed....
• Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
  You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end....
• Lisa: Uh, maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.
  Abe: Death stalks you at every turn! Lisa: Grampa!...
• Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
  Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza....
• Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
  .. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Homer: Where are you two going at this hour? Ba
  On a treasure hunt. Homer: Oh! Can I come? Abe: Only if you're ready to stare danger in the face, put your manhood to the ultimate test, and take....
• Abe: Now, remember the plan, boy. If you run out of air, tug on the rope.
  .. Bart: 64 times, no more, no less. Got it. Abe: No no!...
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....