Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something...
Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah!
Homer: Ehh, I'm sure it's nothing.
Lisa: Mom, are you feeling any better?
Marge: Yes, but I'd rather not talk about it.
Homer: Permit _me_ to solve the mystery: your mother has a fear of
flying.
Bart: So much for the days when I could say, "At least my _mother_'s
normal."
Marge: Well, everybody's got a fear of something.
Homer: Not everybody.
Marge: [to Homer] Sock puppets!
Homer: Where?! Where?! Aah! Aah!
Lisa: Mom, are you _sure_ you don't want to discuss it?
Marge: Sure as sugar...[laughs awkwardly]
-- No dysfunctionality here, "Fear of Flying"
Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah!
Homer: Ehh, I'm sure it's nothing.
Lisa: Mom, are you feeling any better?
Marge: Yes, but I'd rather not talk about it.
Homer: Permit _me_ to solve the mystery: your mother has a fear of
flying.
Bart: So much for the days when I could say, "At least my _mother_'s
normal."
Marge: Well, everybody's got a fear of something.
Homer: Not everybody.
Marge: [to Homer] Sock puppets!
Homer: Where?! Where?! Aah! Aah!
Lisa: Mom, are you _sure_ you don't want to discuss it?
Marge: Sure as sugar...[laughs awkwardly]
-- No dysfunctionality here, "Fear of Flying"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Lisa: Mom, you've been cooking all night?
Marge: [happy] Judge,
jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you ... - Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button... - Marge: What's going on?
Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this
afternoon,
so I took the precaution of recording it. Marge: What... - Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way.
Your Mom's going to a psychiatrist. She's going... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer...
From the same category:
- Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of
this trip,
but since we may not survive, I want you to have it... - Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate
retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang... - Marge: Ooh, that's a _great_ price for twelve pounds of nutmeg.
Apu: Oh, great selection and rock-bottom prices. But... - Hm... Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?
[self-destructs] -- The House, "Bad Dream House"... - Abe: 61... 62... 63... Oh no! 63! He's out of air! I've sent my only
grandson to a watery gra.
64! He's found the treasure! I'm rich! -- A wide...
