Skinner: Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed,

Skinner: Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their
appendixes removed, so without further ado, I give you the
remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra: on
saxophone, Lisa Simpson, on triangle, Martin Prince, and with
a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum.
[Ralph blows a couple of notes]
Wiggum: That's some nice flutin', boy.
Skinner: They will be playing "Stars and Stripes Forever", hopefully
not forever.
[they start playing]
Audience: Boo!
Abe: It sucks!
[Lisa jazzes it up a bit; everyone applauds]
[back at the hospital]
Lisa: Hey, Bleeding Gums! I was great, and I owe it all to --
[a nurse fixes his bed]
[gasp] What happened to Mr. Murphy?
Nurse: I'm sorry. He passed away.
-- Like sands through an hourglass, "'Round Springfield"