Lisa: Isn't Anybody Going To Show Up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, We've Waited An Hour.

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Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up?
Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour. [clears his throat, reads]
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to
Blood and Guts Murphy.
Lisa: No! It was Bleeding Gums Murphy.
Lovejoy: Yecch! Anyway, Bloody Gums Murphy was quite the sousaphone
player --
Lisa: Saxophone! He was a jazz musician. You didn't know him --
nobody knew him, but he was a great man, and I won't rest until
all of Springfield knows the name Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Homer: And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.
Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.
Man: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here.
Homer: Woo hoo! [buys one]
Marge: What do you do, follow my husband around?
Man: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
-- "'Round Springfield"