Marge: All Right: It's Time To Vote For The Grand Prize.

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Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled
film, "Pukahontas".
Marge: Second.
Quimby: Well, I vote for Burns' movie.
Krusty: Me too. Now let's get going. I've got a date with Eudora
Welty. [a huge burp can be heard] Coming, Eudora!
[a miniature camera hidden in an olive whirs]
Burns: [watching] Excellent. Bribing those two judges had paid off,
just as it did during the Miss Teen America pageant.
[holds up newspaper with "Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen
America" headline]
Jay: How can you vote for Burns' movie?
Krusty: Let's just say it moved a bigger house! Oops, I said
the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
-- No one is secure from bribery, "A Star is Burns"