Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote
for the stupidest film.
Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there
because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival.
Jay: How many times have I heard Rex Reed say _that_?
Homer: Oh, great, now _you're_ going to make fun of me!
Jay: No, Homer, I won't make fun of you. But I will suggest there
may be better things in life than seeing a man get hit in the
groin with a football.
[a football hits Jay in the groin]
Nelson: [off-camera] Ha ha!
Marge: Well, Homer?
Homer: Marge, I've got some serious thinking to do.
[inside his head, two monkeys do calculus on a blackboard]
-- Homer, still a primate, albeit an advanced one,
"A Star is Burns"
for the stupidest film.
Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there
because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival.
Jay: How many times have I heard Rex Reed say _that_?
Homer: Oh, great, now _you're_ going to make fun of me!
Jay: No, Homer, I won't make fun of you. But I will suggest there
may be better things in life than seeing a man get hit in the
groin with a football.
[a football hits Jay in the groin]
Nelson: [off-camera] Ha ha!
Marge: Well, Homer?
Homer: Marge, I've got some serious thinking to do.
[inside his head, two monkeys do calculus on a blackboard]
-- Homer, still a primate, albeit an advanced one,
"A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar... - Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately... - Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell
me where you got the money from.
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you... - Homer: [lying on the couch] Oh, Maaarge, I'm still hurt!
\\ [rings a handbell] Maaarge! Maaaaaarge! Marge... - Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
Homer: But I'm still hungry! [under the table... - Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband,
Homer. Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your... - Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of
Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film
festival.
[cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] ...
