Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest
at work. [belches in Jay's face]
[everyone laughs]
Jay: Very nice, Homer. [belches way longer and louder]
[car alarms go off outside]
[everyone but Homer applauds]
[Bart hands Jay the belching trophy]
Lisa: Wow! How many Pulitzer prize winners can do that?
Jay: Just me and Eudora Welty.
-- Subdivisions in the Pulitzer prize winning elite,
"A Star is Burns"
at work. [belches in Jay's face]
[everyone laughs]
Jay: Very nice, Homer. [belches way longer and louder]
[car alarms go off outside]
[everyone but Homer applauds]
[Bart hands Jay the belching trophy]
Lisa: Wow! How many Pulitzer prize winners can do that?
Jay: Just me and Eudora Welty.
-- Subdivisions in the Pulitzer prize winning elite,
"A Star is Burns"
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[cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] ... - Homer: [laughing hysterically] This contest is over!
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