Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled
film, "Pukahontas".
Marge: Second.
Quimby: Well, I vote for Burns' movie.
Krusty: Me too. Now let's get going. I've got a date with Eudora
Welty. [a huge burp can be heard] Coming, Eudora!
[a miniature camera hidden in an olive whirs]
Burns: [watching] Excellent. Bribing those two judges had paid off,
just as it did during the Miss Teen America pageant.
[holds up newspaper with "Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen
America" headline]
Jay: How can you vote for Burns' movie?
Krusty: Let's just say it moved me...to a bigger house! Oops, I said
the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
-- No one is secure from bribery, "A Star is Burns"
Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled
film, "Pukahontas".
Marge: Second.
Quimby: Well, I vote for Burns' movie.
Krusty: Me too. Now let's get going. I've got a date with Eudora
Welty. [a huge burp can be heard] Coming, Eudora!
[a miniature camera hidden in an olive whirs]
Burns: [watching] Excellent. Bribing those two judges had paid off,
just as it did during the Miss Teen America pageant.
[holds up newspaper with "Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen
America" headline]
Jay: How can you vote for Burns' movie?
Krusty: Let's just say it moved me...to a bigger house! Oops, I said
the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
-- No one is secure from bribery, "A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote
for the stupidest film.
Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even... - Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an
envelope] Barney Gumbel!
Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey... - Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest
at work.
[belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] ... - Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host,
Jay Sherman, thank you. Tonight, we review... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of
Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film
festival.
[cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] ... - Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -
selfish, even. [Bart and Lisa walk in]... - Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that
Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithers...
