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• You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
• Edna: Guess what, class? Martin: Time for a surprise quiz?
  Edna: Well, that's not what I was going to say, but it's a good idea....
• Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Bart: Be cool, Simpson...but be _in_ the game, not _of_ the game.
  Man: Bwaa! No es bueno...Bwaa! [He gets shot and falls off the building] [George Bush walks on the screen and kicks the corpse] Bush...
• Krusty: Oh, I'm taking a bath on this. Man: We tried to tell you, these are _unmanned_ oil rigs.
  Krusty: Aw, close the damn thing down. No one's ever going to come....
• Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
  Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting trip?...
• Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull
• Bart: [groans] Oh, my head. Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
  Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything. Lisa: Really?...