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• George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World Whatnot".
  [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy....
• Krusty: Where is that lousy little pisher -- [Bart walks in] [joyfully] Bart!
  [kisses him] [On stage, a fanfare plays] And now, boys and girls, here he is, the boy that says the words you've been longing to hear, like the salivating dogs that you are, Bart Simpson!...
• You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
• Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
  Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave] Ned...
• Marge: President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost.
  Homer: [threatening] He's not lost. Bart: Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig offensive....
• Bart: Hello, alternative to testing! [Opens the door, sees Ned Flanders] Ohh.
  .. Ned: Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!...
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• Don't do what Donny Don't does"...[sighs] They could have made this clearer.
  -- Bart reads a knife safety book, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• Ned: {Howdely-hey, Camper Bart. Ready for today's meeting?
  } Bart: {You knowdely-know it, Neddy.} Ned: {Okily dokily....